Let's Wake Up Super Early and Go Run Really Far -Psychopaths Unisex Tee

Because nothing says "well-adjusted adult" like running 15 miles before breakfast.

This T-shirt is made for the brave few who think a good time involves lacing up at 5 AM, ignoring all natural instincts, and running distances most people wouldn’t drive. It’s soft and just sarcastic enough to warn strangers that you’re not okay—but you’re doing great.

Gildan 64000 Fabric blends: heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester; all others 100% ring spun cotton.

Care Instructions:

Do not dry clean

Do not bleach

Tumble dry; low heat

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Disclaimer:  all photos are representations; actual shirt color may vary based due to screen settings and lighting.